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Saturday, October 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM

By Zoe Rivera — Anarchist Desk

Bolsonaro Flees to Miami, Calls Himself 'True President'

Flávio Bolsonaro landed in Miami on Wednesday and declared himself the "true president-elect of Brazil." He's the 45-year-old son of a man already sentenced to 27 years for attempting a coup. Days earlier, a Supreme Court justice had ordered his passports canceled. He told Brazilians he wasn't leaving. Then he left.

What They're Calling "Persecution"

Bolsonaro says he fled because he was persecuted. He offered no evidence, according to the base reporting. The same goes for his claim that Sunday's vote was fraudulent. A letter he posted on X compared him to Charles de Gaulle, who led the French resistance from London during World War II. The comparison lands oddly for a man who is under investigation for corruption, money laundering and tax evasion, accused of receiving millions of dollars from a disgraced banker to finance "Dark Horse," a biopic and propaganda film about his father.

The letter used a coat of arms calling the country the "United States of Brazil," not the "Federative Republic of Brazil," the name it has carried since 1967. It also spelled Brazil with a "z." The man who wants to run a country couldn't get its name right. He later softened "president-elect" to "leader." He says he may run again, possibly before 2030.

This is how the apparatus protects its own. Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes cancels a passport on Sunday night, the target gets on a plane anyway, and a Trump ally lands in Florida to be received as an exile. The elder Bolsonaro made the same trip after losing in 2022 and refusing to concede. Four years later the family is repeating the move, and the road to Miami is well worn.

What People Actually Did

Brazilians didn't wait for anyone's permission to respond. Since Sunday's vote, memes have exploded across multiple platforms, pulling hundreds of thousands of likes and shares. "Where is Flávio?" people asked, drawing him as Waldo from the children's puzzle books. One meme, "Which costume would you use to flee?", dressed him as a Rastafarian, Mario, former soccer player Ronaldo and John Lennon. Another cast "Flyvio Bolsonaro" as captain of "Fly 22 Airlines," a jab at the number he punched into the country's electronic voting machines.

Some people got an "invitation" to a mock inauguration of the "United States of Brazil," signed by Goofy with Disneyland behind him. Others declared themselves the King of Soccer, or Brazil's president. They rewrote the slogan "God, homeland and family" as "Goodbye, homeland and family." An AI-altered "Catch Me If You Can" poster put Bolsonaro in the DiCaprio role and the justice who canceled his passports in the Tom Hanks role. A "Home Alone" poster showed Flávio and his brother Eduardo, who also lives in the U.S., as the burglars, with their father looking stunned in the foreground.

"Brazilians treat serious questions with lightness, irony and humor," said Carolina Terra, a professor at the University of Sao Paulo's communications and arts school. "Everything that is extremely relevant and important, whether political or not, tends to turn into memes that become viral."

Viktor Chagas, a professor at Fluminense Federal University who coordinates the Colab research group on political memes, put it more plainly. "The memes regarding Bolsonaro's departure to the U.S. have a cathartic element" for Lula's supporters, he said. "The idea is: Now that we're back on track, so to speak, we can laugh together."

There was no debate between the two main candidates before the first round, Chagas noted, and the memes were thin until the runoff. The jokes came when the people had something to laugh at, and not before.

The Election Trap

The whole drama runs on a single track: a vote, a winner, a loser who won't accept it, and a court that signs orders. Millions mobilized online for Lula, and the base reporting calls that unprecedented mobilization on digital networks a critical factor in the result. Now the same people are told the system worked, that the "track" is back, that they can relax and laugh.

Meanwhile the man who lost is in Miami, posting letters on X, floating another run. A family that tried a coup, fled after one election, and fled again after the next keeps its name on the ballot and its allies in Washington. Lula's supporters get their jokes. The structure that produced both men stays exactly where it is.

  • flávio bolsonaro
  • lula da silva
  • jair bolsonaro
  • brazil election
  • political memes
  • alexandre de moraes
  • social media
  • miami
Reviewed by the editorial desk — October 31, 2026
Last updated October 31, 2026

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