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Friday, October 9, 2026 at 08:11 PM

By Victoria Hayes — Far-Right Desk

Squat Health Claims Front a Subscription Offer

The page calls the humble squat an “ultimate health and longevity fix,” tying the exercise to brain health, blood pressure and a shapely behind. It also ranks squats among the best exercises a person can do. The fetched material makes those claims, but names no studies, researchers or measured health outcomes.

What the Page Says

The description casts squats as an exercise with benefits beyond appearance. It says they can help with blood pressure and brain health, while also producing a shapely behind. The headline refers to the back, joints and lifespan, but the fetched description offers no further details about those subjects.

Its central claim is emphatic: squats are an “ultimate health and longevity fix.” The description doesn’t explain how the exercise might affect lifespan, specify a routine or give a number of repetitions. It names no medical organization or expert behind the assessment, either. So the supplied material gives the page’s claims and rating, not details of supporting research.

The Commercial Terms

Alongside its fitness content, the page displayed subscription offers. Digital Access cost $4, followed by automatic renewal at $44 unless the customer cancelled under the full Terms and Conditions. The deal applied to new customers, couldn’t be combined with other offers, and stated that payments were non-refundable, subject to law.

A separate 12 Month Plan carried a minimum cost of $338, with charges of $26. The page said payments were non-refundable, subject to law, and that the offer wasn’t available with other offers and was for new customers only. It also said prices after the initial plan period may vary under the full Terms and Conditions. Those subscription terms sit alongside the health claims in the fetched material.

Access, Data and Support

The page also advertised a student subscription with the description “Verified journalism. Expert analysis” for studying and staying informed. It said it couldn’t process the request at that time and directed questions to 1800 070 535. The displayed information gave phone hours for Monday to Friday and Saturday in AEST.

A notice said the site collects information about content, including ads, that users access across its network. It said the site uses that information to make advertising and content more relevant. The notice also directed users to information about the site’s policy and opt-out choices.

The fetched page thus brings together a short exercise description, subscription prices and renewal conditions, a student offer, customer-support information and a data-collection notice. Its health claims go no further than the stated benefits and ranking; the description includes no supporting study or detailed exercise guidance.

Reviewed by the editorial desk — October 9, 2026
Last updated October 9, 2026
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