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Saturday, August 22, 2026 at 07:09 AM

By Zoe Rivera — Anarchist Desk

Tourism, Borders and Ancient Stone

At Rosslare, Stevie the dog’s documents were checked after a ferry crossing from Pembroke Dock, a small reminder that even a holiday around ancient monuments still runs through the machinery of border control. The traveller and partner Sophie had crossed the Irish Sea by ferry and road, but the state’s paperwork followed the dog all the way, with micro-chipping, a rabies jab and tapeworm treatment required for entry to Ireland.

Borders on a Holiday Route

The trip began at Pentre Ifan, a tomb from 3500BC on the Pembrokeshire ridge that supplied the bluestone for Stonehenge, then moved by ferry and road around the Irish Sea. Stevie had already gone through “complex hoops” to prove he was not carrying rabies or tapeworm into Ireland, and he liked the first ferry because it had an excellent pet lounge. The route sounds leisurely enough. It isn’t free of control. The border regime sits there in the middle of the journey, checking bodies, animals and documents while the tourism industry sells the scenery as if movement were a simple consumer choice.

Near Wexford, the travellers stayed at Marlfield House, a dog-friendly hotel with superb gardens. They toured the ruins of Kevin’s sixth-century seat at Glendalough in County Wicklow, now a busy pilgrimage site, then visited twelfth-century Trim Castle in County Meath and the Hill of Tara with its ancient standing stone, the Lia Fáil. At Tara, visitors had laid apples, flowers and coins at the base of the stone. The Mound of the Hostages, a chambered tomb, was described as already ancient when the Great Pyramid was built. The past here is layered, physical, and stubborn. The present, by contrast, arrives with ferry schedules, hotel bookings and the quiet administrative violence of animal import rules.

Stone, Solstice and the Tourism Machine

At Newgrange, the guide said the monument was discovered largely intact in 1699. The entrance was guarded by the same five-tonne stone that sits there now, covered in mysterious swirling patterns. Behind it lay a narrow entrance and a passage under 200,000 tonnes of stone and earth. The tunnel is slightly kinked and rises imperceptibly, and the final chamber is hidden until the end. The monument’s roof has not leaked in more than 5,000 years. That’s the sort of fact the tourism business can’t improve on, so it packages it instead.

The guide recreated the event first understood by Prof Michael O’Kelly, who stood in the chamber on 21 December 1967, and what has happened at dawn on every winter solstice since about 3150BC. In darkness, the guide touched a hidden switch and a golden light crept up the passageway, illuminating a triple spiral of megalithic art carved into one giant stone. Human remains, ancient ones, had been found in a stone basin in the chamber. The traveller compared the experience to hearing a deep harmonic chord or the haunting cry of a night bird, and said the recreation made them forgive the bus, the tickets, the gift shop and the paraphernalia of the tourism business.

That paraphernalia is not incidental. It frames the monument, sells access to it, and turns the encounter into a managed experience. Even the guide’s warnings had the blunt authority of a gatekeeper: “I’ve picked human teeth out of there and I’m not doing it again.” She told the group, “So, if anyone is planning to leave human remains in this ancient place, I say, DON’T.” She also said, “As for pets, I want no dog or cat ashes either.” At the entrance to the monument, she added, “If you get claustrophobic, you can leave at any time. Do not touch the carvings.”

A boy on the tour ignored instructions, ran off the path, opened the bin, ran his fingertips over the carvings and later asked, “Question. Are there aliens here?” The guide replied, “I won’t have any talk of aliens.” The boy answered his little sister, “That means there are.”

Managed Heritage, Managed Movement

A huge storm came that night, downing trees and flooding roads, and the travellers drove through it to Belfast. The next day they sailed for the Isle of Man. Landing there felt like travelling back in time to around AD1950. Manx ancient monuments, the guide said, come only with a cast iron sign reading “Ancient Monument.” The travellers climbed Snaefell, visited several Celtic crosses and spent time in the Manx Museum.

They then walked through fields to Cashtal yn Ard, the island’s most important Neolithic monument. It sits in a tussocky field behind a kissing gate and a small sign. The monument is a collapsed passage tomb that leaves a ghostly imprint of its shape in rows of pale stones marking the entrance, the tunnel and a low portal into what remains of the central chamber. Stevie ran to the entrance, bounded down the tunnel, dodged through the portal and stopped dead. The travellers lay on their backs and watched the skies, and after a few minutes the dog was curled up asleep at the exact centre of the vanished chamber.

The route was made possible by Discover Ferries, the industry body for 12 ferry companies. Irish Ferries sails Pembroke to Rosslare from £190 for car plus two, with pets travelling free. Isle of Man Steam Packet Company sails Belfast to Isle of Man from £179.50 for a car plus two, with pets in cars free and pet-accessible cabins £75. Tourism Ireland, Fáilte Ireland, Tourism Northern Ireland and Visit Isle of Man supplied further information. The names are neat, the prices are tidy, and the movement is carefully channelled through companies, agencies and rules. Even a trip among ancient stones is routed through institutions that decide who moves, how, and on what terms.

Reviewed by the editorial desk — August 22, 2026
Last updated August 22, 2026

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